WAFTI
Do not cross the river of milk in the sandals of sugar
News
- Darling Budget Scuppers Plans to Run Cars on Cider
- New archæological finds dispute existence of Wales
- Virgin birth prompts review of abstinence-only programmes
- Sony Music Entertainment achieves UK Christmas #1
- Local authorities remove oxygen from town centres
- Tory Party's Nanny In Fraudulent Claims Kerfuffle
- 40-Year-Old Beatles Songs Discovered In The Charts
- Sir Richard Branson unveils Virgin University
Sport
Football
| Moreton-in-Marsh Discount | 1 | - | 4 | Chipping Campden Twentieth |
| Kirkby-in-Ashfield Caviar | 3 | - | 2 | Birchwood Fire |
| Wokingham Bonhomie | 1 | - | 1 | Fordingbridge Interjection |
| Tranent Graphical | 0 | - | 0 | Selkirk Translucent |
| Keith Woodwork | 1 | - | 2 | Bathgate Athletic |
Poetry Corner
Nostalgia
When I'm repairing my clutch
And the pain gets a little bit much,
I jump in the car,
Put on Earth, Wind and Fire
And pretend I am Starsky and Hutch.
Poet Corner
Seafood Feed
Thu, 29 Jul 2010
Flounder
Wed, 28 Jul 2010
Catfish
Tue, 27 Jul 2010
Turbot
Mon, 26 Jul 2010
Cockle
Sun, 25 Jul 2010
Salmon
Weather
None, United States
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Thursday
| Temp: | 2 hectares |
| Wind: | 5 hours |
| Rain: | 2 days |
♆
Friday
| Temp: | -5 hours |
| Wind: | 0 kilograms |
| Rain: | 5 Newtons |
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Saturday
| Temp: | -3 pascals |
| Wind: | 3 metres |
| Rain: | 1 years |