WAFTI
Swine flu over the cuckoo's nest
News
- New archæological finds dispute existence of Wales
- Virgin birth prompts review of abstinence-only programmes
- Sony Music Entertainment achieves UK Christmas #1
- Local authorities remove oxygen from town centres
- Tory Party's Nanny In Fraudulent Claims Kerfuffle
- 40-Year-Old Beatles Songs Discovered In The Charts
- Sir Richard Branson unveils Virgin University
- Leading Shampoo Brands now "More Nutritious than Cereal"
Sport
Football
| Gosport Hendrix | 1 | - | 3 | Wellington Aluminium |
| Ashton-under-Lyne Literate | 0 | - | 2 | Guisborough Romanian |
| Bridgnorth Brewers | 2 | - | 2 | Tadcaster Interjection |
| Falkland Academical | 3 | - | 3 | Port Glasgow Terrific |
| Alyth Salty | 1 | - | 5 | Lasswade Apology |
Poetry Corner
Nostalgia
When I'm repairing my clutch
And the pain gets a little bit much,
I jump in the car,
Put on Earth, Wind and Fire
And pretend I am Starsky and Hutch.
Poet Corner
Seafood Feed
Wed, 10 Mar 2010
Bombay Duck
Tue, 09 Mar 2010
Conch
Mon, 08 Mar 2010
Crayfish
Sun, 07 Mar 2010
Lobster
Sat, 06 Mar 2010
Abalone
Weather
None, United States
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Wednesday
| Temp: | 2 millilitres |
| Wind: | 6 kilograms |
| Rain: | 6 grammes |
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Thursday
| Temp: | -2 pascals |
| Wind: | 4 joules |
| Rain: | 2 centimetres |
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Friday
| Temp: | 1 seconds |
| Wind: | 4 psi |
| Rain: | 5 minutes |